Earphones...

You put ear phones in your pocket in a nice coil shape and one hour later they come out twisted and tied in some pattern so tightly that I would say I'm not even mad I'm impressed except that I actually am really mad.

...carrier pigeons

I have done some research and they just really don't seem like smart enough animals to train to have them come back to you! And if you have an important message, you have to have a special pigeon for each place you might send it to. Seems like a lot of work...

...what time zone this blog is in.

I think it's a couple of hours behind me...because I was not up at 5AM posting.

...why they close DQ in January.

Some people still want to eat ice cream ya know! A vanilla cone with cherry dip tastes just as good in the winter...

...bro hugs

Well Josh may understand them... but they are so complicated!
-How do you know when to go in for a hug vs. just a handshake?
or add some snapping at the end? or an explosion? or some other funky hand flapping business?

...girls calling themselves/each other names for fun

Why do girls call each other bitch/ho/slut/insert-name-here? No lo entiendo!!
Explicarlo por favor...