Couches in bathrooms at my work

The ultimate rest spot is the actual toilet itself. You sitting on the couch just makes it awkward for us shy pee-ers. If you planned on taking a nap there, you are better off just going home for a bit

the occupy the CTA movement

For my dearest big sister:

"i dont fucking understand why people are occupying the cta about upgrades and free shit when the cta is millions in debt and not even making a profit...seniors arent free anymore like they used to be because the cta cant afford it anymore...did you know that students pay only a quarter of the fees per month for their u-passes? if you double that making it half the fees of normal ridership that would put a huge dent in cta's debt and possibly give a larger budget and revamp stations and such...or you could let the cta increase fares or everyone could pay more in taxes...or you could stop bitching and moaning because you dont pay enough to help fund the cta...bitches"

I agree :)

love megan

Earphones...

You put ear phones in your pocket in a nice coil shape and one hour later they come out twisted and tied in some pattern so tightly that I would say I'm not even mad I'm impressed except that I actually am really mad.

...carrier pigeons

I have done some research and they just really don't seem like smart enough animals to train to have them come back to you! And if you have an important message, you have to have a special pigeon for each place you might send it to. Seems like a lot of work...

...what time zone this blog is in.

I think it's a couple of hours behind me...because I was not up at 5AM posting.

...why they close DQ in January.

Some people still want to eat ice cream ya know! A vanilla cone with cherry dip tastes just as good in the winter...

...bro hugs

Well Josh may understand them... but they are so complicated!
-How do you know when to go in for a hug vs. just a handshake?
or add some snapping at the end? or an explosion? or some other funky hand flapping business?